Poisoned and Accomplished

I am crazy and must be stopped at all costs.

It is currently 3:09 AM and I'm wide awake. Why? becuase I'm a complete moron of course. Yesterday night i went to bed at around 1ish? 2ish? I woke up an hour later feeling incredibly queasy. Clearly, this was a mild form of stomach flu or something. About thirty minutes later i was able to fall asleep again. Today during math i had the same queasy feeling and i was afraid i was going to throw up and embarass myself (not for the first time). Then after dinner, the food poisoning came back once more so i layed down and concentrated on not throwing up (yet again). Throughout the day i took two (approximately) 2 hour and one 15 minute nap in hopes that i would recover from lack of sleep the previous night. Feeling as if i had wasted the entire day, i downed some of Justin's espresso and now I'm wide awake feeling as giddy as ever.

Exhaustion combined with an inability to sleep is not the best feeling in the world.

I'm crazy becuase i secretly feel accomplished during the process of doing this to myself. I'm getting all this work done at the cost of stable sleeping patterns. Someone please snap me out of this state of retardation becuase i really really REALLY need to be thinking clearly by friday.

Did this post make any sense at all?