On koalas

Mood: light

V: i dont like koalas. i dont like the way they look at me. they look like pedofiles with their...BEADY eyes.

M: WHY? they didn't do anything to you. it's impossible.....they're so SLOW. and STUPID.

thus, began our research on koalas.

M: did you know....they eat those eucalyptus tree leaves. i think those trees have marijuana or some drug in it. So this means they're always high!

V: OH MANNN.....

M: OH MY GOD. they sleep for 20 hours in a day. they're so slow...and stupid.

V: according to wikipedia, kolas spend about 3 of their 5 awake hours eating.

M: :O. NO they spend 20 hours sleeping. so if they eat for 3 hours, then what do they do for that one hour?

V: and listen to this: " Just after sunset koalas move around and can often be heard "barking" aggressively at other koalas."

M: SO. they spend 20 hours sleeping, 3 hours eating and one hour barking. OH MAN. i wish i was a koala. they have it easy.

V: AND, did you know "Presently, up to 4,000 koalas are being killed each year by cars and dogs"....CARS AND DOGS

M: they're so stupid. and slow. i can't believe this.

V: those marsupials man...

10 minutes later i am talking to Darius and my roommate is grooming herself in the mirror. Suddenly she turns around with a horrified expression on her face. I am thinking, she forgot something vital, or she realized something life threatening or....SOMETHING.

She exclaims "I THOUGHT IT WAS A CATEPILLAR." i have to give her the up down to figure out what she was talking about and i eventually see it. On her skirt clung a fake eyelash leftover from the party she came back from a few hours before. "I ALMOST FAINTED".

I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time.