Just Another Typical Day

sixth period begins...

*B (one of my students who is a male and over six feet tall) bursts into the classroom*

B: Ms! THE BOYS BATHROOM IS LOCKED SO I NEED YOU TO COME SUPERVISE ME AND GUARD THE DOOR WHILE I USE THE GIRLS BATHROOM.

Me and Liz: what?!

B: I REALLY NEED TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

M (another male student who's almost under 5 feet tall) walks in...

M: you CANT use the girls bathroom. You'll be caught for sexual harassment.

A (a female student): really?

the class is trickling in....

M: yea dude. man that is effing messed up! such a double standard. if i go in to the little girls bathroom, some girl can REPORT me.  so dumb.

A: interesting...

M: yea. it sucks. Like...a girl can hit a guy and no problem. we just tell him to suck it up. but if a guy hits a GIRLL....then we call him a HUGE. DOUCHE.

B: That's so messed up man. We all gotta live in an EQUAL place.

A: so you're saying its okay to hit girls??

girls of the classroom erupt.

chaos ensues...